Did not expect this.

My heart has been torn in two.

WHY SANTORINI?!

It’s tomorrow night.

Moment I’ve been waiting for.

So why am I scared?!?

I’M SO EXCITED.

You are creepy, dude

I also don’t use that shit

Back da fuk off lol 

Most treasured moment?

Seven a.m., girl you cute.

What is love, baby?

WHAT IS YOUR OPINION?!?!?!

Aight I’mma need to leave now.

…My dog is near death.

Plaid, hipster glasses,

I think it’s bath time, don’t you?

Public Safety, make him GIIIIIIIT.

Threesome or dance rape?

Doesn’t matter in Hillel.

ZOE DON’T WANT YOU.

A.M., library.

Fiances? Now broken up.

Girl, are you depressed?

Van Meter Highway

Flambini in a top hat

Tryna make some cash