Haiku For 2

Haiku #148: Friday

Tue, 11 Dec 2012 00:36:24 -0500

I will be home soon

with my girl and food. AND NOW

I’m hungry as fuq

Haiku #147: NaNoWriMo

Wed, 21 Nov 2012 23:32:52 -0500

Close to 40k

WHERE IS MY PLOT? LIFE? SETTING?

They’re in December.

Haiku #146: A Dead Turkey's PoV

Wed, 21 Nov 2012 23:30:51 -0500

Gobble gobble bitch

Getcha hand out my dead ass.

Creepy muhfucka

Haiku #145: Jelly

Wed, 21 Nov 2012 23:28:55 -0500

Girl I see you here

Writin’ these bamf ass poems

and I am jelly

Haiku #144: Eyeliner

Sat, 10 Nov 2012 13:49:08 -0500

The more eye makeup

you put on, the more likely

it is you will cry.

Haiku #143: Minecraft

Thu, 11 Oct 2012 10:33:56 -0400

I’ll just play for like

fifteen minutes… Where did the

last 3 hours go?!

Haiku #142: Fucking College

Wed, 03 Oct 2012 11:39:52 -0400

How have things gotten
So fucked up since I came back
Can I call off sick?

Haiku #141: Etsy

Tue, 31 Jul 2012 12:43:00 -0400

Food-shaped necklaces,

Vintage shoes, vegan desserts,

Could this be real life?

Haiku #140: Shit to Do

Sun, 29 Jul 2012 16:13:12 -0400

So much shit to do

And it overwhelms me, so

I will take a nap.

Haiku #139: The Douchebag Express

Tue, 17 Jul 2012 19:36:03 -0400

People don’t belong

if they’re gonna be douchebags.

“Farewell, planet earth!”

Haiku #138: Sisterhood Everlasting

Thu, 28 Jun 2012 16:48:49 -0400

Did not expect this.

My heart has been torn in two.

WHY SANTORINI?!

Haiku #137: Leaving for tour

Wed, 06 Jun 2012 05:03:24 -0400

It’s tomorrow night.

Moment I’ve been waiting for.

So why am I scared?!?

Cuppa Cuppa Cake/Bitch, dis be some vegan cake/'Bouta make it soon

Wed, 02 Nov 2011 19:56:29 -0400

I’M SO EXCITED.

Msg me on Yahoo Messenger right now my SN is jonespapasdd121318

Mon, 24 Oct 2011 13:23:49 -0400

You are creepy, dude

I also don’t use that shit

Back da fuk off lol

Haiku #136: The Unit

Sat, 01 Oct 2011 01:25:48 -0400

Most treasured moment?

Seven a.m., girl you cute.

What is love, baby?

Haiku #135: Green Party Headache

Wed, 28 Sep 2011 22:04:35 -0400

WHAT IS YOUR OPINION?!?!?!

Aight I’mma need to leave now.

…My dog is near death.

Haiku #134: Collegiate Douchebaggery

Wed, 28 Sep 2011 22:01:46 -0400

Plaid, hipster glasses,

I think it’s bath time, don’t you?

Public Safety, make him GIIIIIIIT.

Haiku #133: College Creepers #3 & 4

Wed, 28 Sep 2011 21:59:06 -0400

Threesome or dance rape?

Doesn’t matter in Hillel.

ZOE DON’T WANT YOU.

Haiku #132: College Creeper #2

Wed, 28 Sep 2011 21:55:12 -0400

A.M., library.

Fiances? Now broken up.

Girl, are you depressed?

Haiku #131: College Creeper #1

Wed, 28 Sep 2011 21:53:00 -0400

Van Meter Highway

Flambini in a top hat

Tryna make some cash